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GE GTDS570EDWW Review

It looks old-fashion on the outside, but it has some pretty modern innards.

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Introduction

This $799 MSRP GTDS570EDWW (sale price $670) dries laundry with nothing short of hellish fury, blasting clothes with temperatures that are a good 35 degrees higher than what we like to see. Yikes! Toss in some Betty Crockers and call it an Easy Bake Oven... unless your wardrobe consists of fireproof pants and hearty canvas coveralls, you may want to think twice before purchasing this furnace—er, dryer.

This machine looks simple and old-fashioned, but it actually has some very appealing modern features, like Steam Refresh, Eco Monitoring, and a great user interface. Too bad its overall performance just doesn't cut it. The combination of flimsy parts, erratic estimated times, and forest-fire-like temperatures knock this machine down several big-picture pegs.

Design & Usability

A couple of parts on this GE really cut corners, but usability is mostly a breeze

You are not permitted to watch your underpants tumble, as there is no viewing window. Tweet It

This GE's plastic mantle showcases a shiny cycle dial and an array of plastic-covered buttons—the kind that sometimes crack over time. Navigation is pleasing, as selections are clearly arranged and accompanied by cheery green LEDs to indicate every choice you make.

The door closes easily and reverses as well, but you are not permitted to watch your underpants tumble, as there is no viewing window. The lint trap is flimsy and open-sided. Made entirely of cheap plastic, it allows lint to go flying around if you aren't careful.

Performance & Features

This just in: moisture flees in terror from fire-breathing dryer

We peered curiously into this dryer after testing the temperatures: Does it transport hapless launderers to the South Pacific? Is there a piña colada button too? Did Mount Vesuvius erupt in there? No. Evidently, this GE prays to Hephaestus whilst drying clothes, reaching temperatures upwards of 175ºF. This is far too hot. It's a sock pile, not the shield of Achilles! In temperatures like these, threads will take a real beating, so while several basic cycles remove most or all of the moisture from a load, they aren't doing it tenderly—all save the Delicate cycle, that is, which does remember to maintain gentle temperatures.

This GE prays to Hephaestus whilst drying clothes, reaching temperatures upwards of 175ºF. Tweet It

Inexplicably, like the moth to the flaming dryer, you are still reading. Maybe your wardrobe is indestructible. Fine, if that's the case, feel free to enjoy not only the eight basic cycles on this GE, but also some specialty modes like Steam Dewrinkle (which requires a water source) and Quick Fluff. Additionally, there are customizable treats like five levels of time, dryness, and temperature, and even a button that saves personalized cycles.

Conclusion

Drop it like it's hot

As much as we would love to recommend the $799 MSRP GTDS570EDWW for its great user interface and its thorough drying abilities (not to mention its sale price of $670), its unreasonable temperatures convince us not to. Heats of over 175ºF are for miniature pizzas, not for laundry.

Okay, so maybe you're a big bearded fellow living deep in the woods and all you wear are thick jean overalls and canvas shirts—even your socks and underpants are made of denim! You towel off with potato sacks! A blazing hot Normal cycle doesn't deter you! Fine, then enjoy the range of customizable options and extra features that this GE offers, like Eco Monitor and Steam Refresh. Just don't let your one secret set of prized silk sheets anywhere near your new dryer.

Our editors review and recommend products to help you buy the stuff you need. If you make a purchase by clicking one of our links, we may earn a small share of the revenue. Our picks and opinions are independent from any business incentives.
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