Do you pine for the good old days, when washing cycles were fast, courtships were slow, and Nixon was considered an honest man?
Golly, do I have a washing machine for you. The Hotpoint HSWP1000MWW (MSRP $469) is your mother's washing machine. Nothing on this machine would confound someone from the 70's. Its massive pole agitator will smack stains so hard that your clothes and your water bill will feel it.